People of Wal-mart...

You know, people are stupid. Yes, a person is smart, but PEOPLE are stupid. Tonight's post is about how I should have gone into sociology. Today and tomorrow I will post about the 6 different types of people in Wal-mart that constantly trip me out... Tonight is for you ladies...

There are three kinds of women that walk into Wal-Mart:

• The "F*ck It" chic
• The ignorant/fed up mom
  
• The date/hottie

The "F*ck It" chic. This girl walks into Wally World looking like she just jumped from the back of a F-150. Hair messed up, sweat pants, no bra, flip flops or house shoes. Maybe, if we are lucky, we might get to see that occasional cheese-picking action in between the isles. Then there is the girl that screams 4 isles over for her friend to come look at the newest album from her favorite artist. Why ladies? Have SOME sense of self dignity.


The ignorant/fed up mom. OK mom, let's look at something. If you plan on bringing your baby, your 4 year old, your 8 year old and your 10 year old, please take it upon yourself to teach them public restraint. This means, I better not run over then with my cart because they decided to lay on the floor in the chip isle having a fit. This also means that you are not allowed to send them off by themselves to the toy section to play with everything they see so that it can be left in the isle. One last thing, if the baby is crying for longer than 15 minutes, they is a problem that you need to solve... bottle, candy, diaper, or nap. Crying it out in a busy Wal-Mart is not cool. It just makes everyone in Wal-Mart angry at you and your innocent children.


Last but certainly not least, the date/hottie. Girl. there is no reason for you to come to the store in your bootie-huggers, thongs, high heels, hair done like a Saturday night, glitter make up, and a gallon of perfume! Please. You are a spectacle. Oh I forgot, this is where you two met...


OK, enough rant. Tomorrow is for you fellas. And hey, if I offended, it was your fault, not mine.